Uzmanību! Idioti uz ceļa!

Lambertino · Post by **Lambertino** » 02 Jun 2005, 00:29

Chesterb wrote:labaak nopeerc 5to bmw un adidas treninjteerpu no krievijas un tad ne stroki ne ko citu vajadzees

galvenais ar peec iespeejas vairaak striipaam, tas taads kaa simbols cik kruts esi

GhostfacE · Post by **GhostfacE** » 02 Jun 2005, 00:41

Tuningboy wrote:
Chesterb wrote:labaak nopeerc 5to bmw un adidas treninjteerpu no krievijas un tad ne stroki ne ko citu vajadzees
Veel plix pauris jaanodzen

man ir pliks pauris

, es vareetu buut kaa miesas sargs, vieniigi tas prieks daargi maksaas

PoRn · Post by **PoRn** » 02 Jun 2005, 02:15

GhostfacE wrote:
Tuningboy wrote:
Chesterb wrote:labaak nopeerc 5to bmw un adidas treninjteerpu no krievijas un tad ne stroki ne ko citu vajadzees
Veel plix pauris jaanodzen
man ir pliks pauris , es vareetu buut kaa miesas sargs, vieniigi tas prieks daargi maksaas

jaa muusdienas zobaarsti ir daargi

soulfreak · Post by **soulfreak** » 06 Jun 2005, 10:33

daarga un exclusiiva naave

http://www.jy.lv/index.php?zoomzina=588

Cybra · Post by **Cybra** » 06 Jun 2005, 10:53

soulfreak wrote:daarga un exclusiiva naave
http://www.jy.lv/index.php?zoomzina=588

tas ir jāmāk

Jim Beam · Post by **Jim Beam** » 07 Jun 2005, 12:57

Cybra wrote:
soulfreak wrote:daarga un exclusiiva naave
http://www.jy.lv/index.php?zoomzina=588
tas ir jāmāk

Kas tur ko maaceet.... preciizaak jaabuut taadam, kas neko nemaak... pat domaat...

Chesterb · Post by **Chesterb** » 07 Jun 2005, 13:17

soulfreak wrote:daarga un exclusiiva naave
http://www.jy.lv/index.php?zoomzina=588

mjaaa

Gatis · Post by **Gatis** » 07 Jun 2005, 13:30

soulfreak wrote:daarga un exclusiiva naave
http://www.jy.lv/index.php?zoomzina=588

Tas pierada to ka nekadas augstu atistitas tehnologijas un drosibas sistemas nespej paglabt mus no sadam sekam!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 07 Jun 2005, 13:38

no betona sienas nekas nespeej glaabt

vp_ · Post by **vp_** » 07 Jun 2005, 15:33

Nez' vinnss bija piespraadzeejies

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 07 Jun 2005, 15:35

vispaar jau raxtaa bija raxtiits ka jaa!

vp_ · Post by **vp_** » 07 Jun 2005, 15:38

KALVE wrote:vispaar jau raxtaa bija raxtiits ka jaa!

ma924 · Post by **ma924** » 09 Jun 2005, 15:45

Priekš 160 km/h pārāk mazi tai mašīnai bojājumi. Bet vienalga rezultāts viens - abi vēsi

nepaveicās.

klimpis · Post by **klimpis** » 09 Jun 2005, 17:41

bēdīgi

Dizhis · Post by **Dizhis** » 10 Jun 2005, 19:40

seedeeju Alfas staavietaa un gaidu senci

... kameer gaidiiju redzeeju kaa viena sieviete ar vecu garu kantainu volvo (hvz kas pa marku...nepaziistu) liida iekshaa starp divaam citaam mashiinaam parkoties es shai priekshaa staavu (divas rindas) un visu veeroju...... lien lien un redz ka neiet... bet shii pofigaa par visu un

uzspiezh uz pedaalja un nobrauc gar staavoshaa auto saaniem taa, ka tas sashuupojas... vinja izkaapj aaraa, paskataas, iekaap atpakalj un brauc arraa nemainot kursu - t.i. atkal gar staavoshaa auto saaniem... noparkojaas otraa pusee tiko saskraapeetajam auto un laimiiga aizgaaja prom no staavietas... vispaar nekaads satraukums vai apzinja par to ka kaut kas ne taa izdariit vinjai nebija...

Peec shii gadiijuma LJOTI gribaas parkot auto shaadaas vietaas... parkos citur notiks kaut kas cits... besii!!!

PoRn · Post by **PoRn** » 10 Jun 2005, 20:10

Dizhis wrote: seedeeju Alfas staavietaa un gaidu senci ... kameer gaidiiju redzeeju kaa viena sieviete ar vecu garu kantainu volvo (hvz kas pa marku...nepaziistu) liida iekshaa starp divaam citaam mashiinaam parkoties es shai priekshaa staavu (divas rindas) un visu veeroju...... lien lien un redz ka neiet... bet shii pofigaa par visu un uzspiezh uz pedaalja un nobrauc gar staavoshaa auto saaniem taa, ka tas sashuupojas... vinja izkaapj aaraa, paskataas, iekaap atpakalj un brauc arraa nemainot kursu - t.i. atkal gar staavoshaa auto saaniem... noparkojaas otraa pusee tiko saskraapeetajam auto un laimiiga aizgaaja prom no staavietas... vispaar nekaads satraukums vai apzinja par to ka kaut kas ne taa izdariit vinjai nebija...

Peec shii gadiijuma LJOTI gribaas parkot auto shaadaas vietaas... parkos citur notiks kaut kas cits... besii!!!

vajadzeeja pieraxtiit taas cacas auto regjistraacijas nr. un marku un aizbaazt aiz dvornjika apskraapeetajai mashiinai.

Man brachkam bija liidziigi aizveda siiko uz vinjas pirmo 1.septembri poruka skolaa, nolika noparkojas, bet kad atnaaca autinsh visaa garumaa noskraapeec, un spogulis ar nolauzc. dusma bija bet vieniigais mierinajaums, ka paaridariitaaja autinsh noteikti arii ir cietis.

Dizhis · Post by **Dizhis** » 10 Jun 2005, 20:14

tajaa briidii tas neinaaca praataa... volvo vispaar nekas nebija... melns nekraasots bamperis...

masterz · Post by **masterz** » 11 Jun 2005, 02:36

kkaa netiishaam uzskreeju shitam te dzejoliitim virsuu ... nez kpc aizkustinaaja mani *raudiens *asaras *shnjuksti !

I went to a party, Mom, I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom, so I drank soda instead.
I really felt proud inside, Mom, the way you said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom, even though the others said I should.
I know I did the right thing, Mom, I know you are always right.
Now the party is finally ending, Mom, as everyone is driving out of site.
As I got into my car, Mom, I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me, so reponsible and sweet.
I started to drive away, Mom, but as I pulled out into the road,
The other car didn't see me, Mom, and hit me like a load.
As I lay there on the pavement, Mom, I hear the policeman say,
The other guy is drunk,Mom, and now I'm the one who will pay.
I'm lying here dying, Mom... I wish you'd get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom? My life just burst like a balloon.
There is blood all around me, Mom, and most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom, I'll die in a short time.
I just wanted to tell you, Mom I swear I didn't drink.
It was the others, Mom. The others didn't think.
He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is, he drank and I will die.
Why do people drink, Mom? It can ruin your whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now. Pains just like a knife.
The guy who hit me is walking, Mom, and I don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying and all he can do is stare.
Tell my brother not to cry, Mom. Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave
Someone should have told him, Mom, not to drink and drive.
If only they had told him, Mom, I would still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom. I'm becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom. When I needed you ,you were always there.
I have one last question, Mom, before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive, so why am I the one to die?

talants · Post by **talants** » 15 Jun 2005, 12:29

Vakar ap 19.00 braucot pirms rigas(marupes) viadukta paveras visnotalj interesants skats. mala staveja tris 5tas bembuhas un bars ljooooti resnu 4iganu un tie stopeja mashinas(pat ludzas ar rokam lai apstajas). Pirmaa doma nebija nekada slikta - braucis 4iganu klans un kaut kas noticies. braucu talak un pec 2km tikai celja otra malaa(ari pirms viadukta sanak) tieshi tada pati aina. njaa tad iedomajos kas notiek ja pie vinjiem apstajas.
shodien no drauga dzirdeju kad tie tur jau nestavot pirmo reizi. tas ari manijis vinjus. ari jurmalas shoseja vinjiem milja un pat tiem ir dota iesauka.
kads nav ko dzirdejis vai ari ar kada veida negjelibam vinji ndarbojas? atnjem car vai tikai ta pat aplaupa???

ario · Post by **ario** » 15 Jun 2005, 13:01

tipa mainot "zeltu" pret naudu..